best town on the bellarine much better then drysdale, ocean grove, portarlington, or barwon heads
person 1: "where r u from?"
person 2: "point lonsdale"
person 1:" wow thats heaps better then drysdale
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When a homeless guy is so proud of his crackhead girlfriend, he wears her panties on his head
Or, when you're too poor to afford a lampshade so you just use an old pair of underwear.
Tyrone swiped Moesha's panties and used it as a Lonsdale Lampshade because he is down with that ho!
This man is a man who will go down in the history books as a legend all the females love him he is a true beauty he will also always back the beef no matter what the cost.
He is a very talented and gifted fighter naturally and is very wise.
He loves chicken with all his heart.
Benn Lonsdale is who everybody wants as a mate.
When all the boys from 130 Lonsdale st Gang bang Jackson’s Mum while Jackson is playing video games online and then make Jackson cook everyone dinner
Hey Serge let’s do a dirty Lonsdale st tonight
Bird shat on them. Had to take them back.
Crap. Bird just shat on my Lonsdale creps I gotta take them back