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Louie is who your father wanted you to grow up to be or who your mother wanted you to be with, depending on your gender. Louie bones Chuck Norris's girl and then tells the good Chuck to fuck off. He gives advise and guidance to the worlds most interesting man. He's the best guy you could ever bring home to your parents, but watch out because your mom may want to sex him up! Louie's usually drive something manly like a truck and typically drink rum, but he could drive a Prius and sip on Pena Colada's and still be 10 times the man you are. The best Louie's are in southern Cali and are entrepreneurs. He's the guy that will always keep you guessing. He's amazing at everything he does especially when he's filling your wholes full of his amazing cock. He could be your best friend or your worst enemy. He's the best boyfriend in the world and hopefully husband! Ladies, take it from a women that knows a Louie, if you're smart you'll fight tooth and nail to keep him, but if you're just a dumb hood rat skank slut bitch then you'll just lose him to some gorgeous hot body blonde like myself!
Brad Pitt: Hey sexy! I've been calling you for the past couple of months and you don't return my calls, what's going on?
Jane Doe: Yeah, I've been busy. I met some guy and he's the best thing to ever have happened to me! His name is Louie! OMG! I just came! I can't get enough of him! I almost lost him to some dumb hoe, but, she was a dumb hoe!
Brad Pitt: Wait, did you say his name was Louie? OMG! I just came too! You lucky bitch! I don't blame you for not calling me. I will go away since there's no chance for me now. Take care and don't fuck this up! You've got a Louie for crying out loud!
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Louie is very unique invidual. Also, he could possibly be one of the funniest person ever you will meet. He is considered a god among men and magnificent man beast for the ladies and louie is also hot, sexy, and handsome.
Louie is so hot
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When someone literally fails an exam or like
Oh shit, I pulled a Louie on my exam again
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A slang word used in north london for weed/cannabis in general.
There are also different meanings for different amounts.
2G = 2grams or £15 worth
Dragon/Henry = 2.7grams or £20 worth
Q or Queen = 5.4grams or £40 worth
Ertun: Oi Tom! You got that weed!?
Tom: stfu n00b!!
Ertun: Oh shit I mean... Do you have the louie?
Tom: Yea man... phew my mum almost heard
Ertun: ??? *pulls put a gat and starts to cap Tom*
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Someone who is very questionable about gender yet is very big in the pants. So big it makes the ladies wonder wether it is real or just a snake wrapped around his leg multiple times. Also loves to make super cute snapchat stories. Most definitely is a golf god and a puck legend. He grew up deep in east jesus where cows are the more dominant animal and the main source of food. Is a very kind of person and often says the phrase "excuse me".
"I just met the coolest person today, he is kind of a Louie🤗😬😀😞😑."
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Louie is a massive peen sucker who has a chode. Usually very short. Can sometimes be found crying into his cornflakes after losing in Minecraft.
Wanna hang out with Louie?
Nah he’s lame
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