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A Louis Armstrong (also known as ‘A Lu-ee’) is when 7 or more guys perform a Rusty Trombone on each other creating a full circle. Basically a human centipede rusty trombone. It’s a win/win for everybody, nobody misses out. Note: If less than 7 try to attempt this, they may get sore necks.
Corey: Hey guys, what are we doing tonight?
Glen: Fuck all planned. How bout we do a Louis Armstrong?
Brad: Fuck yes, count me in cunts!
Corey: I’ll call Travis and get him to bring Fred, Kizza, Neil and Stringy over.
Brad: I fucking love a good old Lu-ee. I’m about to shit bricks I’m so pumped.
Glen: For fuck sake Brad, save the shitting for after the Louis Armstrong.
Corey: Ok, all done. The other cunts will be here in 30 minutes.
Glen: Sweet. I bags not going behind Fred, that cunt farted a fuckton of gas into my mouth last time.
Another word for a rusty trombone: when a girl gives a man a rim job and reaches around to jag him off simultaneously. Very often when the woman pulls her lips off the ass, a rusty colored residue is left behind. Since Louis Armstrong was rust-colored and played a wind instrument, and a girl needs to be "arm-strong", this term is extra appropriate.
Janet gave me a Louis Armstrong last night that made me shoot my load to the far wall.
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The pinnacle of HMHS band culture.
“Wanna hear my Louis Armstrong Impression”
“No!”
“I smoke two packs a dayyyyyyyy”
The song you should listen too, when you feel like there's nothing to live for, when you start feeling that life ain't all that beautiful.
Yesterday, I'd planned to kill myself, and just when I was about to hang myself, the radio played Louis Armstrong's - What a wonderful world! and listening to the radio play that song, I just couldn't.
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