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When a couple goes out to a romantic dinner, stuffs their faces, and boil up hot steamy ones. Then, they both undress and the man sits on the toilet and the woman sits on his thighs, facing him. At this point, the couple locks lips and their "love bombs" slide out of their rectums almost perfectly together, forming a heart in the toilet bowl.
Mary and Donny have a great relationship together. They go out to eat, feel the passion of the flame, and drop sensual love bombs to show their affection. That's love.
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During the act of lovemaking, one turtling partner (male or female) squats over the others face and begins to lay cable. Open-mouthed, they let the poo slide in. Rather than dropping it all, half way through, the squatter sucks the turd back up their own ass. This is then repeated until the squatter can no longer suck it back or accidentally crimps a bit off. In a sense, it is like fellatio but with poo.
“Last night i was busy giving my old lady the love bomb of her life. Everything was going really well until she accidentally bit down. She’s in the bathroom right now... flossing.”
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The act of a desperate politician to try to persuade an electorate to vote their way by using even more ‘carrot’ than they normally would consider. A sign of extreme political desperation.
Boris to ‘love bomb’ Scotland to persuade them not to leave the UK.
Boris to throw even more taxpayers money at trying to make up for lying & cheating with ‘love bomb’
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Juicy pollen pollen like goodness
Yo, biatch fizzle on my love bomb, this octopus is da balla
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When yu plough the pussy so gd yu fall in love so it’s like”BOOM POW “ dick whipped in love
“Ohh mhmmmm that feels so good” *thust so deep it hits the belly button and balls clapp at the same time * “uhhh mhmm yessss” . I just got love bombed
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When someone so utterly destroys your heart by love-bombing you and shortly after vanishing from your life.
I've been so lonely that I haven't noticed how carpet-love-bombed and manipulated I was into falling in love with him.
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Another name for cum shot, jizz missile or eye-stingin' slingshot.
Bro 1: Bro, I went over to my girl's house last night, she went down on me for like twenty minutes... I blew my lukewarm love bomb all over her tits. We were both satisfied.
Bro 2: Nice.
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