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Behaviour by members of a religious cult towards potential recruits, whereby the members of the group are at first reluctant to bring up their dogmas or even their cult membership, but try to look sexy or warm-hearted or open-minded (favourite New Age buzzword). Once the new member is befriended, out come the wacky conspiracy theories, the cult line on sex and so on.
She was fifty if she was a day, busty and dressed in sensual scarlet, and asking me about my girlfriends. She was love bombing, of course. She finally got drunk and let slip she was a born-again Christian about two hours later.
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The unpredictable and awkward moment when your boyfriend/girlfriend says "I Love You" for the first time in the relationship. You'd think it's no big deal, but for a guy who is just looking to score,this may strike him harder than a kick to the groin
*Over Phone* Prick Boyfriend: Goodnight lucy. Lucy: Night, love you.. Prick Boyfriend: Yeah.... *Hangs Up* DAMNNNN!!!!!!!!!!! She love bombed me..
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When a couple goes out to a romantic dinner, stuffs their faces, and boil up hot steamy ones. Then, they both undress and the man sits on the toilet and the woman sits on his thighs, facing him. At this point, the couple locks lips and their "love bombs" slide out of their rectums almost perfectly together, forming a heart in the toilet bowl.
Mary and Donny have a great relationship together. They go out to eat, feel the passion of the flame, and drop sensual love bombs to show their affection. That's love.
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During the act of lovemaking, one turtling partner (male or female) squats over the others face and begins to lay cable. Open-mouthed, they let the poo slide in. Rather than dropping it all, half way through, the squatter sucks the turd back up their own ass. This is then repeated until the squatter can no longer suck it back or accidentally crimps a bit off. In a sense, it is like fellatio but with poo.
“Last night i was busy giving my old lady the love bomb of her life. Everything was going really well until she accidentally bit down. She’s in the bathroom right now... flossing.”
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Juicy pollen pollen like goodness
Yo, biatch fizzle on my love bomb, this octopus is da balla
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When someone so utterly destroys your heart by love-bombing you and shortly after vanishing from your life.
I've been so lonely that I haven't noticed how carpet-love-bombed and manipulated I was into falling in love with him.
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Another name for cum shot, jizz missile or eye-stingin' slingshot.
Bro 1: Bro, I went over to my girl's house last night, she went down on me for like twenty minutes... I blew my lukewarm love bomb all over her tits. We were both satisfied.
Bro 2: Nice.
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