lowey

Self confessed, angsty teen, often found trying to find ways of hacking into various systems throughout the education system.Blames most things from poverty, to slow refresh rates on Tom from myspace.Has a strange obsession with dead baby jokes.Full on nerd, but you can't help but love him.

Friend:Hey Lowey
Lowey:What do you call a dead baby pinned to a wall?
Freind:...here we go again
Lowey:ART!

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lowey

A species of Englishmen who are prone to acts of randomness, characterized by good listening skills and known for being unique creatures.

That Lowey was off the hook!

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lowey

a girl who is who has sex/gives head to anyone because she is a slut

lets go ask that lowey for a blow job

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lowey

Weird guy.. Bit retarded. In general, nice fellow. Often "falls in love", if this ever happens to you, don't believe him and run away. Seriously.

Girl: Hey, how are you?
Lowey: In love with you!!! Let's go out!
Girl: *runs away*

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lowey

A person who likes to randomly hug or otherwise attack people that he cares about. See Julzebob

Girls should not approach this person under any circumstances.

For example

Girl - "Hi Lowey"
Lowey - *Dives on girl and randomly hugs*

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Lowey

North eastern/Scottish colloquial term for money

Can I have some lowey for the shops

Lowey

To be a lower rank than the superiors above them.

Lowey! Loooweeey!!!