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lubber

a very attractice, smart, self sufficient human being. ALso, an enjoyable person to be around, upbeat, enthusastic, and very nice

the lubber walked down the street

by george February 18, 2004

10๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lubber Dubber

Lubber Dubber - The etymology of the word derives from the Ancient Scythian demon goddess of stupidity called "Jeanne". In antiquity, "Jeanne" would seduce Scythian tribesmen into the Northern woods, and unleash her powers of "ugly inbred fatass" on them while chanting "Lubber Dubber" which would immediately stupidify their minds. Once the demon goddess Jeanne chanted "Lubber Dubber" on her unsuspecting victims, their ability to think, reason, do science, use logic, was vanquished, and a state of what would be commonly known today as mental retardation. Thus "Lubber Dubber" is a commonly used term that is often interpreted as "I don't use my brain", or "I am a mindless stupid monkey", although those who use the "Lubber Dubber" motif, ought not insult monkeys , as the chimps levels of intelligence, are clearly much higher.

Who is considered the father of the modern scientific method?

"I don't know nuthin about that stuff, LUBBER DUBBER".

Ok, it is considered to be Sir Francis Bacon, but observable scientific practice goes back to Aristotle, and Science in the West, is thought to have generally been derived alongside many conjecture based natural philosophies, from such figures as Thales of Miletus, or Heraclitus of Ephesus, etc. . .

Who is your favorite character in Human History?

"Edward". You mean King Edward??? No, silly Goat Poop Eating Edward, LUBBER DUBBER!!!"

by The Philosopher July 10, 2014

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land lubbers

Those who arn't pirates and live on the land. Arghh!

Avast, ye land lubbers! We come to pillage your town, drink your rum, and chase your women!

by The Don November 13, 2004

93๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


land lubbers

pirate talk for non-seafaring people
popular in movies

"Aargh, ye land lubbers no nerthin' 'bout the ways of de sea!"

by orangehatter November 12, 2004

32๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ted Lubbers

Also known as "TJ Lubbers". The biggest jerk in Hudsonville Michigan.

His dad owns an overpriced concrete business.

Did you see that rich kid being jerk to the police, thats Ted Lubbers.

by Dixie's finest August 9, 2021

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


land lubbers

Pirate-slang for land-lovers, i.e. regular people who live on land.

Arg! Those land-lubbers wouldn't know a galley from a frigate! Arg!

by Morelen November 13, 2004

25๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


land lubber

(n.) One who lives on the land and is bad at sailing or has never been on a boat.

If you don't live near water, you are probably a land lubber.

by Technochocolate March 3, 2005

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