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1. The act of farting in a drunk persons mouth after they have passed out. (preferably and aggie)
-Chad's smashed.... lets give him a good ole Lubock Thunda!
- Look at all those dumb ass drunk Aggies, lets give em the Lubbock Thunda!
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also know as STD contracted from any species of Texas Tech Sororiwhoredom that thinks as long as she can't remember the act of intercourse it didn't happen.
KA to his buddies: 'Last month I fucked "fill in trite sorority girl name" & now I've got the Lubbock Clap. So I have to take pennicillin for the next XX days.'
*if anyone can find the link to the rap song i would appreciate it, i can't find it*
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probably the most fucking boring city in the wole country. There is nothing to do here except visit texas tech and our crappy themepark, Joyland :/ but once you've done that, you've bout done it all. We're home of the dixie chicks and have more churches than lines that charlie sheen does in a day.
hey, what do you want to do today?
oh i don't know, go to the campus?
no, we did that yesterday.
go to joyland?
no, all the rides are broken except for the sky ride.
well fuck, i guess thats it then huh?
yep.
i fucking hate lubbock texas
me too.
lets become pornstars.
okay.
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home to the best college available, Texas Tech!
lubbock, texas is like drunk sex: you're out before you even realize you're in.
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the crappiest town omg! full of backwards thinking white trashy rednecks or semi rich kids but obviously if they were that rich they wouldnt be living in the middle of nowhere!
sad little place only known for "texas tech" haha thats all this place has also full of slutts and weird as shit people and not the good weird. i almost feel bad for anyone who has to live there everyone in a sense is so politically correct its pathetic.....cops everywhere you cant get away with anything, a shitty ass mall,dirt and cotton everywhere.
this place sucks do not go here! you might breathe in an std hah!
texas guy: i like wearing cowboy boots.
new york kid: wtf? just cuz you live in texas doesant mean you have to be a redneck.
texas guy: i'm from lubbock texas!
new york kid: even worse this place is s speck of dirt compared to houston or austin the only places worth visiting here....im outa here.
lubbock, texas=shit
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the jizz in a day old condom, particularly the type that has dirt/dust in it as a result of sitting out in West Texas
Brad: Have you met Chelsea?
Chad: No, but I heard she's really into Lubbock butter.
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A bubble within itself, everyone knows everyones business. Girls are easy and basball guys are whores. Also known as Love Connection University because you well probably get married in the first year.
Brett and Destynee must go to Lubbock Christian University.
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