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Lucio

literally the hottest man alive. hes not portuguese or brazilian even tho his name is but that doesnt matter. the meaning perfectly fits his personality- ‘light.’ he will always make you laugh, whether youre upset or not, no matter what. he is very nice and will always give you compliments and always wants to take pictures of you, but he is still mean enough that it gives you endless amounts of butterflies. hes a little dum sometimes, but thats ok. he is the only situationship that you will stay with forever. he is the best thing that will ever happen to any girl or boy, and if you see one you should get with him asap. even if you barely kno him, it will be worth it. unless its my lucio. if you touch my lucio ill feed you to him for every meal until youre disposed of, and throw your bones to his adorable dogs.

Lucio is so hot I wanna #### him #### him and #### him i just wanna #### with him till my ##### bruises

by bark bark bitch April 12, 2023


Lucio

A sexy Italian with a big dick, drives a flash car and zips around on his motor bike. A mummy's boy.

"He looks like a Lucio"

by The terrorists slave July 11, 2017

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Lucio

I’m still so in love with this man and I always will be he’s the Spider-Man to my hello kitty and we will be together forever and you should have one too , if you don’t your missing out, but you can’t have my lucio because I love my lucio

I love lucio

Same

by bark bark bitch June 8, 2023


Lucio

A sexy ass man. Holy shit. Imma f this man for real. Have his children. If you happen to know a Lucio (not my Lucio, I will kill you if you even look towards the general direction of my man) then you should literally ask him out right fucking now. This mane is so foine and he mine.

imma f Lucio

by lilylucio#234 December 7, 2022

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Count Lucio

A beautiful, dramatic and high ranking man. Can either make you feel as if you furiously hate him or devotedly love him. Can be dead and a goat ghost one minute and then BAM he snatches your body and saunters about not looking a day over "I was dead literally 4 seconds ago".

"Oh god, its Count Lucio... That thicc bitch is at it again..."

P1) "Did you hear that noise? It sounded like a whiney goat..."
P2)"Oh, don't worry that's just Count Lucio."

by Dead Cøunt April 9, 2019


reddit lucio

A reddit lucio is a person who plays the game overwatch, chooses the hero lucio, and goes the whole game without healing. Becuase heals are for the weak. This person is most likely an otaku and owns a body pillow most likely. Examples of a reddit lucio include: A wild stylosa, and DPStanky. The reddit lucio will most likely get yelled at by their team in overwatch, but they do not care for they say they have pushed the rienheardt off of the map once.

Stop being a reddit lucio and heal please

by Data Tracer April 20, 2017

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Reddit Lucio

A person who plays the fps shooter overwatch and chooses lucio. Lucio is a healer and is vital for speed boosting and healing the team. What makes them a reddit lucio is their playstyle, which includes going for kills rather than helping their team. These people then record their play and post it on reddit for upvotes.

This can easily go wrong because being a good reddit lucio takes a lot of skill, and a lot of people who try to mimic this playstyle end up failing horribly.

Teammate A: What is our lucio doing! He's not healthing the team
Teammate B: Damn reddit lucios

Teammate reddit lucio: *ignores all teammates*

by Crubber March 10, 2020

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