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After sex you cum on the face of your partner then cut off their RIGHT hand while yelling, "I am your father!"
Man, I totally got to do the Luke Skywalker to this girl last night.
Did you have the Millenium Falcon ready?
Of course not.
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The fleeting, but passionate, forbidden feeling of desire for one's sibling.
i.e. Luke Skywalker and Leia Organa
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The act of using a Glow in the Dark dildo on woman's asshole while, vagina fucking her in the doggy style position. After you jizz, you slap her in the face with your flacid penis and glow in the dark dildo as if they were lightsabers.
Man, my bitch said the Bermingham Booty Call wasn't enough, so I Luke Skywalkered dat face and she was speechless.
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The jedi that appealed most to Star Wars fans, because he was so geeky, just like them. I mean, if any other jedi was in Luke's possition when he found out Vader was his father, would they have screamed like a wussy?
Star Wars > all other movies forever.
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He looks ugly because Mark Hamill (The dude who played Luke) was in a car accident after Star Wars episode IV: A New Hope. So, they had to do all sorts of reconstructive surgery on his face. But he was hot in the first movie.
So shut up.
Beth: Luke Skywalker is ugly!!!
Savannah: *Punchpunchpunch*
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The whiniest charactor the in Star Wars Universe. See emo
Man, with all the whining Luke Skywalker does, he must be emo!
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