lunch

food you eat at noon

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Lunching

The act of bullshiting or wasting time.

Urban Dictionary won't post my definition of Gunning, whoever in charge over there is Lunching.

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LUNCH

lənch

1. Also known as a nooner or a “boat ride” (during which a boat ride may or may not occur), but always a mid-day sexual encounter with your significant other. Not to be confused with afternoon delight which always occurs after LUNCH.

2. “LUNCH” is an intimate gathering of gentlemen who meet to eat and drink mid-day, not to be confused with “lunch”. The number of gentlemen must exceed three men and has no upper limit other than the size of the table.

Often LUNCH has no set menu, nor is it prix fix. The most exclusive LUNCH gatherings have menus established by the chef under the “carte blanche” rule of Michelin dining.

LUNCH must include multiple bottles and types of liquor. Bonus LUNCH points are accrued for flaming drinks. Some expert arbiters of LUNCH actually cook and eat their own lunches in the restaurant’s kitchen, in which case the number of attendees may fall below two people, and may only occur if the acumen is judged high enough by the executive chef.

LUNCH may not last less than 1.5 minutes (a.k.a. Lunchus Minoris) nor exceed 6.5 hours (a.k.a. Lunchus Majoris nee Cazadores Primerus Majorus).

I met my wife for LUNCH after picking up the latest SI swimsuit edition...

Charles said we should meet for LUNCH on Friday and Marcelino took such good care of us I was in trouble until Tuesday!

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lunch

Synonym for marihuana.

Yo dude, got some lunch ready?

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Lunching

Lunching - Gerund: Washington D.C. term meaning that someone is acting stupid or lame. Similar to "out to lunch". Also, "lunchin'" or noun, "lunch box"

"Do you have a smoke?"
Checks pockets for cigarettes, "No I quit five years ago."
"Man, you are lunching"

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lunch

1. The second meal of the day, except for college students where it's the first meal of the day.
2. The mid-day break from the work place (usually 60 minutes), though sometimes used for work-related social interactions.
3. (out to ~) crazy

1. (YAWN) Damn, it's one o'clock. We have to get lunch before the cafeteria closes.

2. I'm going on lunch break right now. Let's do lunch tomorrow and discuss this further.

3. My boss is really out to lunch. No, I mean figuratively -- she's nuts.

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Lunche

The Tex-Mex version of the Spanish word, almuerzo, and English word lunch, meant for kids as it is easier for them to understand.

Vamanos a comer lunche.
Yo quiero comer lunche.

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