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A church that some families will join only so their children can go to the lutheran private schools that give a tuition discount to church members. Most of the time, these members will not give much in their offerings, but still get to take advantage of the church member school discount. Many times, these members do not even support the lutheran faith, but just don't want their children going to the public elementary or middle schools. You will find they also will many times drop from coming to services after their children are no longer attending the school.
Elder: Isn't it terrible how the Smith's changed their membership as soon as their daughter finished 8th grade! I suppose they no longer need the church member discount, now that they are sending her to a public high school.
Peon : Oh well, at least they found the lutheran church good for SOMEthing!
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a place where they get mad about sweatshirts and asking questions aka hell
someone: "where do you go to school?"
you: "grace lutheran"
someone: "oh that sucks"
a school that was good in the 80s but now everyone everyone had mono, depression, and juuls in the bathroom
A great idea or concept that comes to you while you are using the bathroom. Originating from the fact that Martin Luther wrote works while on the toilet.
Last night I was reading a magazine whilst taking a dump, when I had a Lutheran epiphany!
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An extremely self-righteous organization in the Rockford Area that claims to have the best level of education in a city known for having the shittiest education.
Dude you got the coke?
Yeah I have 2 Keys.
Dude where'd you go to school, Rockford Lutheran? You have 3 keys.
How'd you know?
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A Christian based high school located in South County. Most kids at Crean Lutheran are rejects and losers. But like every school of course it has cool kids too. But just very few of them.
You go to Crean Lutheran?! That one fag school in Irvine?
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A private school filled with a lot of kids who have known each other since the fetus stage and if u go there later on u will not be expected as apart of the family. When u go to this school you will meet people that will probably be ur friends till the day u die. We put very good plays that at the same time suck because we don’t have good actors but our costumes and props are fire. You will go in very fancy school trips like to the keys and North Carolina witch are like the best things ever. We also have a dance that’s not that fancy because it’s in our gym but everyone gets over dressed up in it anyway because we usually only get to wear uniforms so we get a little extra when we get to something else. Not to mention if u where here around 2016 u got to witness them paint are whole ass school the color of snot
Public school kid: where do u go to school
Private school kid: redeemer Lutheran
Public school kid: eww tf , u went to private school, where is that