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Lynchburg, VA

Extremely busy, college city, located in Central Virginia. The city is caught in a political and social cross-fire between the every-expanding Liberty University Evangelical Christian populations, the poor, blue collar locals, and many thousands of other out of town college-students. The city's population surpassed maximum carrying capacity around 2010, and the infrastructure can no longer support the ever-growing student populations. The area has limited zoning codes or enforcement and is defined by churches on ever corner, strip plaza's, gas stations, used car lots, small businesses, car washes, fast food, restaurants, apartment and townhome complexes all jumbled together, which has created a confusing road network and unattractive landscape. The downtown area is undergoing "re-vitalization" projects, but has yet to gain much attention or interest from the student or local populations due to the limited parking, and extremely high rent in this district. The political tension can be felt on the area roads with a combination of right-winger, old-south republicans, out of town students from northern states with progressive democratic views and the large Evangelical population. The economy of the region has declined drastically since 2010, when several large employers closed-doors and went out of business, or moved out of town, leaving mostly "service work" or manual labor jobs to the local population. Only a handful of medium sized manufacturing companies remain.

Lynchburg, VA is an old college city with a huge student population mixed with local blue collar people.

by radford university May 15, 2021

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Lynchburg Locomotive

The act of using feces for lubrication to masterbate with

The hot pocket I ate last night made for a good lynchburg locomotive this morning

by nin-jesus September 24, 2009

14πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


lynchburg, va

a small town in southwest, va, where there is absolutely nothing to do. The people that live here are all rednecks or ghetto. there is no shopping and the city is very run down and old. It is the worst place for any young person to live. avoid living here at all costs!

Jason: I feel like doing something this weekend, so what would you like to do?
Samantha: I duno what you wanna do?
Jason: Well,....I duno
Samantha: Oohh lynchburg, va just sucks!
Samantha: thers is just NOTHING to do here in lynchburg is there?
Jason: Nah, ther relly isnt.

by Lynchburg, VA November 2, 2006

67πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž


Lynchburg College

A college of class and understanding, where you can pop your collar, wear your khakis and speerys one day, and go punk the next. This diamond in the rough is found in central Virginia. Hot chicks, cool guys, and parties year round. No matter if you want to be greek or athletic LC has got it all in one place...and did I mention everyone there is loaded $.

students at Lynchburg College not only know all the liquors at the abc store, but the price too.

by srtdfasf October 1, 2005

85πŸ‘ 74πŸ‘Ž


Lynchburg College

A college in Lynchburg, VA. Known for their dorm room parties and such. One of the chillest places to reside in the 434. Known for hating Liberty and the huge LU that is on Chandlers Mountain. Oh yeah, one of the 40 schools on the lists that changes lives. For a good time on the week nights, students go to Walmart and Target to walk around. Is well known for Weenie Stand #1 where people can get the "best hotdogs in the world." Definitely one of the coolest places to chill. One of the few college campuses where you can smoke in the dorms.

Lynchburg College is basically the shit.

by Anonymouses December 3, 2007

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Lynchburg College

As a soon to be former student of Lynchburg College or LC, I just want to say that the school is not as bad as the other posts make it seem, although the only way you will feel that way is if you smoke weed...everyday, this will help to deal with the fag LAX Bros and the stuck up bitches who all seem to have super gay boyfriends

Joe- Hows college bro

Jack- what!?!? huh??

Joe- Dude whats wrong?

Jack- I'm brain dead from smoking everyday because Lynchburg College fuckin sucks

by W3ED H3AD October 18, 2009

36πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


lynchburg college

As a former student at Lynchburg College I feel that it is my duty to "keep it real" with potential candidates for enrollment and these other delusional posters who are singing its praises. Lynchburg College is located in Lynchburg, Virginia which apparently is a city and is commonly referred to by names such as fucksburg and/or shitsburg. Overall my short tenure there was defiantly the lowest point in my life. When I first moved into my dorm, and I speak from experience here, I realized that they very closely resemble jail cells. There was an inscription on my desk that read β€œLynchburg Concentration Camp” which is quite fitting in my own opinion. The food here is horrible and there is no sum of money that you could pay me to ever eat it again. There is a dearth of attractive women and bountiful lax bros and otherwise large population of people that can only be described by the adjective β€œtwat”. The administration of Lynchburg College takes great joy in kicking out students who try to enjoy themselves. I would advise anyone considering this β€œcollege” to do some soul searching and figure out what is important to you, if you enjoy activities such as bong ripping in peace and beerlympics I would suggest you look elsewhere. However if your calling is hanging out at Walmart this is the place for you! If you do not heed these warnings you will soon learn for yourself just how miserable a place Lynchburg College is. Send my regards to Dean Furter should you ever be so unfortunate to meet her.

I went to Lynchburg College and it sucked ass.

by Cory McKay October 29, 2008

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