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Lyndee

Lyndee will steal your heart. Lyndee’s take you on picnics, tell you dad jokes, give silly puns. Lyndee is gentle and caring. God looks down and smiles from ear to ear at the woman she is! Her life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you’re gonna get. You might not know what she’s gonna do but you know it’s going to be Gouda. Lyndee’s take a pizza your heart you can never get back. You can try and get the pizza back but you just can’t. Mrs. Steal yo man.

Person 1: That girl over there wouldn’t hurt a fly.
Person 2: Yeah, that’s a Lyndee!

by Colonial_mustard March 29, 2024