Rural Dictionary

Lynette

She has long hair, very smart, is tall, emo, scary and is a huge weeb / otaku!!!! She can speak Japanese since she grew up in Japan!!!! Her friends call her Soh-soh and lenette and lionetze because we find it very cute !!!! 😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️

Guy: Look at that girl with long dark hair that's covering one of her eyes!! Her expression is so scary too... She looks like ghost, how creepy!!!!

Chloe: Huh? Isn't that just Lynette????

by Ajdbsbnzncbdb August 26, 2021

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Lynette

A person who is most likely to get a Hernia by cleaning. She loves food. Especially Alma's food.

"did you see Lynette today?"
"no bro she got a hernia by cleaning and she ate Alma's pink rice"

by AlmaboyRosaRaya December 30, 2017

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Lynette's Syndrome

Lynette's Syndrome:

A neurological condition in women which over the years results in a complete void of empathy, and/or civil behaviour towards others, in an individual. The patient often covets ownership of even the most remedial tasks, despite being unable or unwilling to perform them when required to.

Not to be confused with Tourette's Syndrome, an altogether different affliction which frequently occurs simultaneously.

- Example -

Man:
Did you remember to pick me up a six-pack of beer like you said you would?

Woman:
Did I what? I can't be expected to do everything around here, regardless of whether I said I would or not! Its not my responsibility, I just like to pretend it is. But you're not allowed to do it either! Im telling!

Man:
Telling who? Calm down you crazy whore - what's your problem? Have you got Lynette's syndrome or something?