Stands for Simultaneous Mutual Companionable back-clap, and is used to describe the warmly-affable gesture that two super-sociable best friends (usually two cool dudes, but hot chicks occasionally share one, too, or a guy and a sturdy-figured cutie) perform to signify an agreement, encourage each other to begin a boring/difficult/disgusting task, start off on a stroll together, etc. It simply involves exchanging a huge beaming ear-to-ear grin, then putting an arm around each other's shoulders and landing a good-natured thump on the back to indicate their hearty positive feelings and congratulatory appreciation for each other.
Freckle-faced southern tomboy: Ah always loves to help da local farmer-boys wif their chores and play volleyball wif dem, and my fahvorite part is the s. m. c. back-claps dat dey always smilingly gives me throughout the day... makes a gal feel purrty and appreciated!
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T:Wat U Doin?
P:n/m/j/c.
T:Wat Do Dat Mean Dawg?
P:It Mean Nuthin Much Just Chillin.
T:Oh OK Me 2 Dawg.
P:Man U Stupid.LOL............
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Within the gay community, a c. m. flash refers to a bubble of semen usually ejected from the anus.
The online video was really hot up until the end, when the one guy blew a c. m. flash.
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Hawaii based company that doesn't charge for entertainment. Cool DJ's that go around Miliani, Hawaii DJing for free.
Freind 1:Eh Bradahh, who you wen get to DJ at yo party Li'dat?
Friend 2:C M@stA Entertainment Brahh...Free.....And da music good Brahh...get da Techno, Rap, and the Hip-hop Li'Dat. Da Buggahh's a good DJ!!!!!!
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A Error relating to the person at the keyboard of a computer having a problem that is so easy to fix and calling tech support on it.
Tech support call: ::Tech support:: Tech support, How may I help you? ::Customer:: My monitor wont turn on. How do i fix it? ::Tech support:: Sir is it plugged in? ::Customer:: Uhhh let me check... No... ::Tech support:: Its a B. C. M. error. Please plug it in and it may fix your problem. Thank you for calling Tech support and have a nice day.
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defining a cockblocker with a pseudonym when not able to directly state said cockblocker's name.
Very useful when the cockblocker is in close vicinity of you and/or partner. Also very useful as a label to said cockblocker
Girl: What's wrong baby?
Boy: I don't want to say right now ok?
Girl's Dad: Are you sure son? You do seem a little tense and uptight
Sinister look in Dad's eyes
Boy: Well, i would be more relaxed, but once again Mr. C. M. Cockblock strikes again (winks at girlfriend without Dad noticing)
Girl's Dad: Laugh out loud (he's too douchey to write lol)
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