T M S

Typical Man Syndrome. The equivelant PMS for men, where often at certain times of the month they get selfish, rude, and dont want to be nice to their female partner unless it invloves food, sex, football, or tinkering with the car.

Oh he's got the T M S again.

Shutit and take some T M S pills.

Dont wanna be taking him round the clothes shops today..he's got a bad case of T M S

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M&S Wank

A wank focussed on the celebrity Myleene Klass, as seen in a bikini on the posters for UK company Marks and Spencer. (M&S)

J: Ah mate I just had the biggest M&S Wank
T: That's wrong homeslice, she has a baby now

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P M S

A triangle strong enough not to break even when you've seemed to hit rock bottom & mess up. A group of friends that will never leave your side & always love you no matter what.

No girl, I will love you always, were P M S.

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Olivia M S

Stupid stinky and is a bum

HAVE YOU SEEN OLIVIA M S SHE IS STINKY AF BO

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j/m/s

just makin sure

You: Aren't you coming 2 the happenin partay 2nite?
Me: duuu..y do u ask??
You: j/m/s

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M&S Bank Arena

used to be sound then the fucking m&s lads took it now its shite

"He's playing at the M&S bank arena in town"
"Shame"

s&m S&mmses ;-)

Messages with sado masochistic tendencies

Ur sado maschistic tendencies appeal to me in da s&m S&mmses ;-)

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