MLB

My little baby

Kevin: Who is that

Jacob: That’s my MLB

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MLB

No it has nothing to do with baseball it means my little bitch

You can call pets, friends and definitely siblings this

Tiffany: Come here Susan
Guy: Who's she?
Tiffany: Mlb

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MLB

Major League Baseball - the catch-all term for the two top-level leagues of pro baseball in North America. Consists of 14 teams in the American League, and 16 in the National League. The National League has been in existence since 1876, with the American league having been established in 1901.
Since 1903, the champions of both leagues have met at the conclusion of their seasons to determine the MLB champion, in the (often accused of bearing a false name) World Series.

MLB.com is the place to go for baseball higlights, scores, and analysis.

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MLB

Acronym for "Mom's Lactating Boob".

My friend become aroused by my MLB.

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MLB

The most retarded league on earth. Make up the rules as they go along, or thats what it seems like.

MLB is retarded, look at the retarded rules.

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mlb

Major League Baseball. It is North America's only professional baseball company. It consists of 30 teams, with two leagues; American League and National League. 14 teams are AL and 16 are NL. The MLB's championship is known as the World Series, where the AL champion plays the NL champion in a best-of-7 series.

Right now, baseball has become very serious in people's lives. For example, if you are a San Francisco Giants fan, and you go to see them play their arch-rival, the Los Angeles Dodgers, at the Dodgers home turf, you may wind up hurt. Heres an example:

back then:
(At Dodger Stadium)
SF Giants fan: Hey man, the Giants are gonna kill the Dodgers tonight!
LA Dodgers fan: Haha, I dont know about that bro! We'll see.

now:
(At Dodger stadium)
SF Giants fan: Hey bitch, the Giants are gonna fuck the Dodgers up tonight!
LA Dodgers fan: Fuck you bitch, the Dodgers are gonna rape the Giants.
SF Giants fan: What did you say, motherfucker?
LA Dodgers fan: You heard me.

*SF Giants fan and LA Dodgers fan get into fight*

MLB has good teams, but their rules are strict.

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the mlb

A hilariously grammatically improper way to refer to major league baseball. Used solely by idiots on reddit in another circlejerk attempt to act like they’re smarter or superior to everyone else (when in reality everyone laughs at them).

Fan: I wonder what the punishment for Bryce Harper being caught using steroids is gonna be?
Redditor cuck: The MLB has suspended him for two games on account of Rob Manfred has sex with him.

Fan: Why do you refer to MLB as “the MLB?”

Redditor cuck: you couldn’t understand simpleton.

Fan: I understand it’s grammatically retarded yet you and your loser friends keep saying it. No wonder everyone points and laughs at you guys.

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