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my life sucks

I just failed my exam. MLS!

by Justin Santiago July 21, 2008

57πŸ‘ 116πŸ‘Ž


MLS

Major League Shit.
A huge shit that you do, one that has possibly been stored up for a few days and then BAM you just explode from the ass.

Gavinda: Just had a chicken shit after that KFC pretty big.
KazZ: I haven't yet taken a crap bro.

3 days later...

KazZ: Dude just had the most epic MLS ever! That was one Major League Shit.
Gavinda: Nice bro.

by KazZ! August 6, 2011

10πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


MLS

Mad Lesbian Syndrome: An identified medical condition in which signs of crankiness, up-tight attitude and utter prude-like bitchiness are commonly displayed on a regular basis around pretty much everyone

Laura: β€œDude, Becca straight up denied my back-yard bbq invite for Dan’s birthday and sent me a message later that said she had more important things to do. What the hell, man?”
Dave: β€œSounds like a bad case of MLS. Whatever. Her loss!”

by msbuttersworth August 11, 2011

10πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


MLS

Major League Stoner: A person very experienced in the usage. or smoking of marijuana, or someone who has smoked weed for a long period of time becoming an a master/expert on subjects regarding marijuana , such as potency and strains, as well as market pricing and other such subjects related to marijuana, and its use.

My friends is a MLS ,a major league stoner, he smokes all day everyday. You need to know something about weed you go to him, he's an expert.

by PhillyAppleKY August 10, 2010

16πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


MLS

Massive Loser Squad................

Righhhtttttttttttttttttttttttttt right right

by Scott Chode February 2, 2005

20πŸ‘ 85πŸ‘Ž


MLS

Moon Light Strkangers.....
Crab and Raskal killers from Lowell MA...

Close affiliation with DLB and DC..

MLS rocking your way kuh....

by YG Blood October 7, 2004

13πŸ‘ 77πŸ‘Ž


MLS

"Minty Lip Shine"

Mint-flavored clear lipgloss from heaven, as seen overpriced at Victoria's Secret.

"Mmmm, this MLS tastes great... totally worth the $30 I paid for it!"

by The Minty Lip Fairy October 15, 2008

11πŸ‘ 77πŸ‘Ž