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Short for "Massive Ordnance Air Benzene" and refers to a class of benzene famous for blowing ones socks off. Supplied exclusively by RamboUK2UK.
person 1: im about to drop a MOAB
person 2: you wont be able to HANDLE IT, get it, deji flip.
Mother Of All Bombs with bomb meaning number two in the bathroom
When a fat guy goes into the bathroom after eating tacos and you can smell it in the hallway.....that is a MOAB
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Acronym for "Moldy Old Ass Bachelor"
Delusional and eye-roll inducing, MOABs are easily identified by their constant crying that women are all fat and terrible while simultaneously professing themselves to be "the ultimate ladies man" when in reality their stale and mind numbing rhetoric has cemented their forever single status.
Their natural habitat includes sausage fests, boring chat rooms, embarassing family reunions and unexpected, awkward or well-loathed co-worker and strange neighbor interactions.
Her: "He's been sitting home alone, on the internet all day, screaming that women are pigs, bragging about a girlfriend he doesn't have"
Me: "What else would you expect from a MOAB?"
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Mother of all bombs
Massive ordanance air burst
The US armys pride and joy. Perfect example of the amercian way of life, if you can't beat them build something thats the biggest in the world and make it explosive. Maybe used as a deterance maybe used to mass cull humans or seagulls. 1/10th the power of a nuclear device but still powerful enough to destroy a city.
Can also relate to girls
Mother of all b*tc*es
radio: inbound MOAB keep clear of the area this ones gonna be big
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dude 1: dude look at that MOAB inbound
dude 2: evacuate the area shes gonna blow!
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1. Mother of all Bombs
Has the power of a nuclear bomb, without the radiation.
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Mother-Of-All-Beers. Served at Slo-Pokes in dowtown Waco, TX. This 48 oz. beer is sure to start your night of right.
She had two MOABS and she was ready to go home with me!
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Massive Ordinance Anal Burst. When you go to the bathroom and an explosion occurs causing in most cases...backsplash...
Dude...I just had a MOAB...Need a cleanup in stall three...
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