MP

MP, simply put, stands for awesome. Awesome, as in cool. MP comes from some Russian or Norwegian slang for package. Package as in penis. Its something like "Mogrus Parcus". Language currently unknown.

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Much Pleasure (as in sexual pleasure). An opposite of MP is NMP (not much pleasure). MP and NMP can be used as entire answers themselves.

How was last night? MP or NMP?

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A woman beyond description. The whole package. Attitude, personality, looks, lifestyle. Extremely rare.

I saw MP today. Man, oh man. I fainted, woke up and vowed to give my left hand for even a chance with her.

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Mental Picture

Oh man, that just made me MP my parents getting it on- Gross!

Damn baby...you so fine. Turn around and let me MP that booty.

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Big tits, big milk.

"Man did you see Ashley today, shes a fucken MP" "Yeah she would have a lot of milk to suck on"

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An acronym for Midland Park.

Yo, lets head to Wendy's in MP.

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MP, Refers to smoking its "Marijuana Puffs" or "Marijuana Pulls"

Yo theres 5 people on this blunt only 2 MP and pass it .

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