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1). When a girl is so hot and worthy of a good fucking, you would fuck her pussy into oblivion. Afterwords her pussy is completely and utterly mutilated, sometimes a pile of mushy uncooked flesh, aka Mutilation worthy.
2). When a girl is so hot, if you were ever given the chance to fuck her, you would fuck her pussy until it looks like it was mutilated
*hot girl walks by
Guy 1: Dude...MW
Guy 2: hell yeah dude I would MUTILATE THAT PUSSY!
Guy 1: fo sho
Guy 2: mmmmmmm MW pussy
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abbreviation for moon well - building that produces food for night elves in Warcraft III
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superiority in authority; legend; the greatest ever
Someday, people will know my name - I'll be truly MW-like.
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Morning Wood Syndrome - Waking with an erect penis. Occurs every morning of the world to every male, often at inopportune times, making for awkward situations.
1. "Man, I had to give my oral presentation in class this morning in class, and I was scared to death I was going to have MWS!"
2. "I was being given a tour of the plant, and I'll be damned if MWS didn't hit."
3. "I'm sorry, I can't slow dance with you right now. Why not is something wrong? No, it's just that I have a terrible case of MWS."
4. "Easter Sunday morning at church when the pastor says, 'please stand and sing hymn 416' I have MWS. It never fails."
5. "Every morning I try to go pee, but I can't because of MWS. I have to pull a superman."
6. "MWS wakes me up every morning, and the only medicine is to squeeze one out."
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Overexcitement for the game Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, when a person types in all caps and forgets to take off shift when one spells "3."
Guy #1: DUDE ARE YOU READY FOR MW#
Guy #2: Dude, I think you got too much excitement.
Guy #3: FML MW3*
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mw is an abbreviation of "My word!" often used when you're shocked at someone's stupidity.
bob: but he sed tht u wud du et
jon: mw you're retarded
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