my sister's dog

fucking retarded

"hey, what's my sister's dog?"

"fucking retarded"

4👍 2👎

Meet my sister

The act of a man pushing his penis and scrotum between his legs displaying only the pubic hair.

(Standing on a table in the pub with trousers down) Hey everyone, I'd like you to meet my sister.

21👍 7👎

My sister is a visco

Run and fucking hide she is a bitch

My sister is a Visco

He's my sister

He's my sister

You see that person? *points to a mickey mouse cheese stick* He's my sister.

8👍 6👎

My sister chloe

She’s a melt and a dickhead but a little pretty she sleeps all day and games all night she has no manners but sometimes if she’s in a good mood she’s polite and is nice to people if not she’s a bitch

My sister Chloe is a melt

Visiting my sister in Scottsdale

When you travel to Jamaica secretly with your secret lover and using the excuse of visiting your sister in Scottsdale as an excuse for your new tan.

Kevin: Jan you look tanned

Jan: Thank you, I was.... Visiting my sister in Scottsdale

My sister told me that

What you say at the end of an epic story, thinking that you'll will either get a laugh or agreement from your audience, only to find vacant faces.

"So after the third trip to the drinking fountain, I just didn't want anything to drink.....(vacant faces).....the end. My sister told me that."

OR

"Did you know that blind people dream?"
(Pause)
Reply: "Did your sister tell you that?"

5👍 1👎