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A Maarten is a boy who is probably smart,sweet,caring,funny,brave,nice and also attractive or hot asf.
He can be an arrogant jerk, an idiot or an asshole but if you get know him very well.
He can make you smile and feel like your world revolves around him.
Anyone can agree that he makes an absolute perfect boyfriend and a caring friend.
He also have a sense of dark humor.
A maarten will always or sometimes be there for you if youre feeling sad
(it depends on if they are busy or not).
Many girls would like him because a Maarten is attractive or hot asf.
Friend 1: Hey, I need to talk to u about that one boy i met earlier. He is an idiot but he was also attractive for some reason.
Friend 2: Ohh i see, whats his name?
Friend 1: His name is Maarten.
Friend 2: Ofc hes a Maarten. They literally attractive asf for somehow and i dont know why.
The smelliest motherucker out there with an annoying voice, a big nose and no sense of humour. He will shout at everyone because he has no friends and will probably die alone.
What's that smell?
Oh that's Maarten
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A real arrogant prick.
He thinks he is above all.
Yet he is still likeable and has friends
Kinda smart
So my friend is a real Maarten
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A "friendly island" in the Caribbean sea that is 1 part of a whole. It's the dutch side of the split island. It is part of the Netherlands Antilles, along with Curacao,Bonaire, St. Eustatius, and Saba. English and dutch are the official languages.
Oh sweet St. Maarten land
So bright by beach and strand
With sailors on the sea and harbors free
Where the chains of mountains green
Variously in sunlight sheen
Getting fucked in the ass while gurgling on cum.
Last night two men gave me a dirty Maarten. It felt ecstatic grrrrr
A weird guy who has a lot of time on his hands, but also likes to get hit up the side of the head by an Arizona iced tea can.
He likes to instruct and train people a lot.
Person 1: Have you heard of Maarten Wilhelm?
Person 2: Absolutely, I am terrified of him after receiving Basic training
Perfect at being a disappointment
Seldomly listens and puts alcohol before everything els
You should seriously quit drinking everyday you are being a real Maarten