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Crusty macaroon

When’s females lips hang over thong underwear. When the thong is too small for the big clam make it look like a macaroon

My thong panties were really bothering me and as I looked down , my vagina looked like a pink crusty macaroon.

by Backdoor bacon February 3, 2018


Macaroon Monsoon

When one takes a grimy, big, fat, splattery shit diarrhea dump in a toilet, and then gives a swirly to another person in that same toilet.

One day Fuller ran to Jamie's house crying that his xbox wasn't working. Jamie comforted him by simply giving him a Macaroon Monsoon.

Seabrook loves to start each day off by giving himself a Macaroon Monsoon; apparently it keeps him awake.

by toomuchbronzer April 22, 2009

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Greasy macaroon

When a man ejaculates on a partner's breasts, and she/he proceeds to rub her/his nipples sensually against his using the cum as a lubricant

"Oh baby, come closer so that I may give you greasy macaroons"
"Sounds good."

by Wishiwaswitty May 30, 2015


macaroon job

When you splooge between a woman's buttcheeks and she sits directly on your erect dong, encasing it between her buttcheeks and causing the splooge to attempt to escape from the filled crevices of her buttcheeks and your dong.

Erek and Cat tried to go to a sweet shop to buy regular macaroons but ended up in the back alley and began making macaroon jobs of their own.

by cptn fagyar January 5, 2018

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Double Macaroon

When two people perform hand sex while deficating.

I wanted to do something new with my boyfriend, but i had to take a shit, so we had a double macaroon.

by Blumpkin McGee November 11, 2010

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Chocolate Dipped Macaroons

When your nuts get stuck in the shit on your asshole before wiping.

Can anyone grab me a wipe? I've got a terrible case of chocolate dipped macaroons.

by Kerry Thomson November 1, 2016

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Peanut butter hershey macaroons

An acronym standing for "Person beats his meat." This phrase can only be used when you either see someone beating his meat OR as a curse.

"Oh my god! Peanut butter hershey macaroons.." She had just gotten a blue screen on her computer.

by heccu-chan March 27, 2018