MacBook

A computer made by Apple that, for until late 2020, was the most expensive piece horse shit I'd ever seen. Thankfully, it no longer sucks because it now has its own chip which makes the computer actually really good.

These days, it's surprising to see Apple make a good product such as the new M1 MacBook, yet here we are.

macbook

Something that costs £2000 and is capable of running CS:GO on 5fps

Mama! Can I sell the house for the newest thinnest MacBook Pro? I want to see if it runs better than my toaster!

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macbook

Over price piece of shit.
It's $999 and has a quarter the RAM, half the Hard Drive size, 600 Mhz slower, have the video memory of my Vaio which i got for 700 dollars

The only reason you should buy a macbook is because makes you look cooler in the eyes of hippies

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macbooked

-to get screwed or fucked over.

Dude, you totally got macbooked in that meeting today.

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macbooking

the action of being screwed.

Hey tom, I was with Cindy last night and i totally got a macbooking.

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macbook

A Worthless 1000 Dollar Piece Of Shit That Can Store 8 Giga's
Its Made By A Brand Called "Apple" Also Known As "Thumb Up Bum"

Friend: I Got A Macbook For My Birthday
Me: Damn, Unlucky Good Luck Next Year

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macbook

A blazingly fast, extreamly cool laptop. Replaced the crappy iBook in early 2006.
Expected to be a cash cow for Apple, as simply the color black costs $150.
More features and speed than Windows will ever have.

Loser: Shit! my Dell just froze again!
Macbook User: Ditch that peice and get a macbook!

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