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When a women lowers down onto a man's face and gently blows a queef in his face to wake him up in the morning.
Leslie woke up Jeremy with a Mackerel Kiss and he was not happy!
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Holy mackerel is an expression of surprise, astonishment, joy, glee, incrudulity.
Holy mackerel is an ejaculatory term - meaning it occurs rather sudden.
The meaning of the name is an oxymoron, as the mackerel (Atlantic mackerel) is one of the smellier fish and juxtaposed against the Holy, there is nothing Holy about that smell. So in other words its a bit ironic and thus is funny to hear.
Holy Mackerel, Batman is a fav culture classic from the 1960's TV series show Batman that starred Adam West and Burt Ward.
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A Roman Catholic. Midly pejorative or humorous. Refers to the former Catholic custom of abstaining from meat on Fridays, and hence eating fish.
The mackerel snappers think the Pope is cool, even though he wears a dress.
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An expression used when something happens that is unexpected HOLY MACKEREL!
Holy mackerel I was never expecting that DOG to jump on me. I feel like going out and catching an actual mackerel to settle my nerves. Holy mackerel
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A severe stench eminating from a woman's vagina smelling somewhat like rotten fish, sometimes known as turket puss.
Was going for the BIG CHOMP, got hit by the mackerel mick and spewed all over the rotten clam.
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What you have when you pull your cock out of a chick just after you blew inside her.
Jack said to Sally - suck my slimey mackerel
Drinking from the fury cup. Conducting oral sex with a female - often associated with female on female action.
Are you a lesbian? " No I'm afraid I don't lick the mackerel!"
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