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A video game notoriously hated by girlfriends and wives.
I wanted to talk to my boyfriend about our future but he was too busy playing Madden.
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A flat girl with a little ass that likes to be mean to people but once you gain her trust she'll be the nicest person you know she likes getting drunk and masterbaiting with her friends
She always wants to make friends but is shy what she might say might make her look bad
She thinks she's ugly and she's right
Whoa madden made you wet
Is that a walking cutting board oh
never mind that's just a madden
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Verb. A slang term used to fool your significant other into thinking that your just going over to a co-workers house to play Madden on the PS2, when you actually go over there to get drunk and have sex with your co-workers wife.
Honey, can I go play Madden at Johns house?
Sure just don't take too long.
Trust me baby, I can't go that long!
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Verb- To creep and prey on high- school aged kids while being of the ages of 25 and older. Typically found in FLOKS, anyone who Maddenizes works a small job, has a few bestfriends, all of whom are at least ten years younger than him, and attends all of his former high- school's sporting events, ranging from armory- league basketball games to sectional championships. They are the "best fan," and probably shouildn't be allowed within 100 yards of a school, or a chuckie cheese.
I don't know, but it looks like he's ready to Maddenize
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Always looks good. Even if you don't like him you'll love him eventually. He's funny but stupid a lot. He's probably gonna steal ya girl so you should watch out. He's overall a great guy.
"That's a cute funny guy, must be a madden!
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A person who obnoxiously interrogates someone who has just lost a bet to the point of extreme anger while inserting retarded nuggets of genious that would make even John Madden proud.
"So how much did you lose on the Colts game tonight?"
"Shut up man, I don't want to talk about it."
"I can't believe you made that bet. It was so obvious that Manning was going to throw six interceptions and lose a fumble tonight."
"You know what Jack? Stop being such a fucking maddener and go play in traffic."
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a nice cute guy who plays minecraft and makes people laugh no matter what
Oh your such a madden