Made in China

piece of shit

If something is made in China, it's a piece of fucking shit. Don't buy it, unless you hate America, in which case, fuck you.

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Made in China

A commonly seen phrase appearing under over 50% of the world's products, "Made in China" almost became a signature of industrial standard worldwide.

Also, "Made in China" is a funny, yet true concept, where many humor can spawn from it... when you just look closely at the things we use everyday.

Look! Underneath the world map said "Made in China"! Isn't that funny?

The souvenirs sold from shops in Japan said "Made in China"!

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Made in China

Printed on the back of the American Flag

Teacher at Robert Clemente Middle School: Hey! You have to stand up for the pledge of allegiance. Security!

Student: Why should I salute a flag that 's made in China?

Teacher: ...

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Made in China

To initiate or point out that somebody looks/acts cheap/dodgy

Example 1:
Dumb 12 year old:"So im totally gonna get wasted tonight its gonna be fully hektik lyk stealin vodka from the rents cupboard yeah yeah

Somebody else: WTF dont be so Made in China


Example 2:
Dumb ass: damn should I get the cheeseburger or the Soft serve cos I only got 2 bucks on me but im hella hungry

Somebody else: F*ck ur so cheap I bet you were made in china.

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A Match Made In China

The opposite of "a match made in Heaven".

An imperfect, flawed or badly constructed relationship between two people.

Phrase used to describe a relationship which looks as if it will soon come to an end.

John and Stacy will never stay together, they're a match made in China.

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Made in China Trollup

1. A female or gay male who will "love you long time" for namebrand things

2. Someone with a stank attitude who rocks "namebrand" things with a "Made in China" tag on the inside.

Why does her GUCCI bag have a lowercase "G"? Made in China Trollup!

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Made-in-China Syndrome

Made-in-China Syndrome occurs, when someone implies that your valuables are not much worth as you think by presuming that they were made in an economy using plenty of cheap labour, often out of envy, ignorance or piss-taking.

"Look at this ring! I got this at an auction website last week! That was a bargain as well!"
"T's have a look...Cheap sliver shine, innit? Probably hot stuff. Or a sweat shop fake..."
"Here we go again. You're going through another round of Made-in-China syndrome, David!"

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