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diary of a madman

probably the best metal album in this world and any others. featuring the songs:

over the mountain
flying high again
you cant kill rock and roll
believer
little dolls
tonight
S.A.T.O.
and of course, DIARY OF A MAD MAN (wich is the best fucking song in the world next to hallowed be thy name by iron maiden. seriously i cant express how awesome this song is. and it has the best lyrics of any song ever written. the sheer genius of this song cant be compared to anything in existence.) any ways this is the best albim ever by ozzy . it is universally recognized as an icon of heavy metal. and anyone who disagrees can suck my balls.

if you font like diary of a madman then you can come suck my balls and die a slow and painful death.

by Xx_charlitos_xX February 16, 2011

11πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Absolute Madman

A man or woman who does something completely barbaric and walks it off like a fucking badass. They are mad because this is America in 2018, of fucking course, who the hell wouldn't be mad.

"He's an absolute madman! A fucking madman, he puts mayo on his hot dog!"
"Oh, shit, it's him, I heard he pulled the most barbaric move and sucked a dick for bus fare. Then after that, he walked."

by Rootin Tootin Pootin January 31, 2018

15πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Absolut madman

Not just a regular madman, this madman is a hardcore, vodka drinking, possibly Russian madman who has no limits other than to absolutely ruin themselves or at least try to and partake in the most reckless scenarios since takeshi's castle.

Ah yes my mate Greg

Other day he got fucked and decided to do a piss off a cliff and fell about 20ft bollock naked.

What an absolut madman

by dreams of Jupiter May 6, 2020

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


madman barats

also known as 'madame barats', which isn't her name 'cause she got married and had a boss eyed cherub called sam. she makes at least one person a day cry (i feel sorry for her husband and son. weekends and school holidays must be a total nightmare)

madman barats is someone who is a total heinous cow.

'you are as bad as madman barats'
'oh no we've got madman barats for french next'

by lexi May 8, 2004

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Genius Madman

An individual characterized by extreme mental acuteness, and often exhibit tell tale signs of severe psychosis.

Dumbass #1: Hey man... who do you consider to be a Genius Madman?

Dumbass #2: Ugh...I guess the crazed scientist at the beginning of Robot Chicken.

by Astronomic Master July 11, 2010

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Absolute Madman

A man with no regard for himself or any others around him; does not believe in self preservation or anything else for that matter

Robert: You are about to break up a 3 year relationship
Nicholas: Am I supposed to care?
Robert: *Looks off in the distance* Absolute Madman

by ProfessorFinessor May 20, 2018

4πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Sane Madman

Someone lost in an insane thought, yet are able to objectively look at it from a sane perspective.

Unlike an actual insane person, this person is able to fully come to their senses yet are still intrigued and brought back to the insane thought as it seems to make sense.

Person A: Look, I know the idea is fucking nuts but too much of it makes too much sense for it not to have some connection.
Person B: Yeah... you’re starting to sound like a Sane Madman mate, might wanna stay off coffee for a little while.

by Kenny o’ Karrot November 25, 2020