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Magdalena is the MOST beautiful Girl on earth. If you have her don't leave her.But shes intelligent if she isnt treated good she will leave . She is a Girl who helps and has auch a biiig heart.She is the one with the best sex .And sexy af . As a Child she may be a sweetheart but when she grow she will be sexy and sweet. I know a magdalena and i wish she were mine but she isnt cheap you Must fight if you wanz her. And shes Not a 0815 chick bc she is loyal and Has a perfect character if your girlfriend it besteiend is a Magdalena dont net her go she will always be there for u no matter what.
I wish i Could habe a princess and sexy girl at the Same Time who is loyal too.
-get you a Magdalena
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The best mom that could EVER HAS EXISTED. She loves her kids to DEATH. She is super caring and loving. Not just to herself but to everyone she meets. She is SUPER pretty. BEAUTIFUL. She does everything is her power to make her kids happy and anything to make sure they feel loved. She is super fun. She always takes her kids on adventures. She also cooks food and bakes yummy food too. She makes so many sacrifices for her family and I know that takes a toll on people but since she is a super hero she powers through EACH AND EVERY TIME. When she is sick she still goes to work and goes out to get food for her kids but that’s because she is a super hero. She is also super athletic and active. She even takes her kids on walks. Anything anyone can think of she can do. She tells her kids they can do anything they put their mind to. Playing truth or dare with her is really fun. Something I think we should do a lot more. She is also pretty funny. What makes her funny is that she usually starts laughing before she finishes her joke. She is the only one laughing and once she is done everyone else starts laughing. Not because of the joke but because of her. I love her A ABSOLUTE BUTT LOAD TON. EVEN THOUGH SHE LOVES ME MORE. I can’t wait for our next walk, talk, or mother-daughter time.
Love you 😘😉
I just wrote it and I didn’t proofread😅
Magdalena ( I had to have the word I am defining) ‘lol’
Magdalena, song made by a perfect circle 2nd track in mer de norms. The song is likely about whos singing is in love with a stripper or wants to have sex with a stripper with the lyrics “holiest of altars” referring to the stage, “beyond compelled to throw this dollar down” and the stripper he’s talking about is probably a black woman.
Someone: Magdalena is a sick song
Someone else: yeah
The best.
She‘s a very caring person.
She will do seriously EVERYTHING to make you feel loved,no matter in what you mood are right now.
She will even bake a cake for you!
Magdalena is very smart so she will help you out in every critical situation with her logic.
She has the most beautiful eyes,you can see the future in her eyes.
Also,she likes harry potter ALOT and will not shut up about it,so you‘ll have a long convo with her if you like Harry Potter too!
Magdalena >>>
Person A: Woah! Have you seen the girl with the big blue eyes?
Person B: Yes! That‘s Magdalena,the perfect friend!
She’s a sweetheart with fire in her heart. She’s charming, confident! Guys that lost her knows what they’ve missed out on life… she is a go
getter but sometimes she doesn’t know what’s good for her, and ends up going for the drunk Patricks and end up hurting herself! She always sees good in others and will go to the end of the earth for people she loves ! If you get yourself a Magdalena don’t let her go, she’s a keeper.
She’s a Magdalena, don’t break her heart!
A small, hairless, flightless bird, commonly known as a 'squab'. This creature is a popular dish in various parts of Somalia. It is well known for its overly delicious and succulent breasts. Magdalena, translated from Somalian to English gives a definition of a Labia, which gives an outlook of the femininity of this tiny creature.
Boy: "Holy crap, look at that disgusting creature! It looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp!"
Bypasser: "Oh, that thing! Thats a Magdalena!"
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