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When you avoid an event on purpose.
I didnt learn for my test tommorow, i think i will do the Magellan
The act of inserting a clear tube into two rectums and sending shit form one person to another. During the transference the two individuals should think of the poo as a ship and pretend that Ferdinand Magellan's (a 16th century explorer) spirit is in there. Therefore this act or move (or what every you want to categorize it as) reenacts Ferdinand Magellan discovering new worlds and moving from one world to the next. It also reenacts that cool tube thing at the bank.
Blake: I really enjoy your establishment; but I feel these T.U. Club girls just aren't living up to their full potential. Isn't there something these strippers could do that involves a clear tube of some sort?
Stripper: You mean like a Transfer?
Blake: Um...yeeeahhh i guess.
Stripper: Well I have this Idea but i need your butt to do it. I'll be sending some poo form my butt to yours.
Blake: like Magellan transferring to a new world... OMG! why haven't I thought of that before!
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An insult meaning one who explores the rectums of others, implying that the recipient of the insult - usually a male - engages in homosexual anal intercourse. The term is derived from 'ass', and 'Magellan', the famous Spanish explorer who attempted to sail around the world in the early 16th century.
That uptight ass magellan across the street wouldn't let me borrow his lawnmower when mine broke down.
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to have sex aka to go all the way as in around the world
i just took magellan's route with that girl
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worst navigation system available on the market. would cost you from $400 and above, and will tell you that your home address doesn't exist. you will call their tech support and they will tell you that your unit is not updated. and you need to purchase the map update for the unit. buying this gps unit is a waste of money.
my magellan gps maestro 4050 asked me to take a u turn to a street that doesn't exist anymore.
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When you are enjoying a cocktail after a long day of invading other people’s homes and exhibiting violent behavior towards them like if it were totally normal.
Joe: Yo, do you think I was acting weird last night when we entered that neighbor’s home, crashed into his party and insulted his guests?
Pete: No, not at all. That was us just “Chillin like Magellan”
A term used to describe a trash outfielder who can't catch the damn ball. It's when someone gets so lost trying to track a simple pop fly that they disappear for 38 days and get their back blown out by some random tribe on an unknown island similar to what happened to Ferdinand Magellan.
Did you see him drop that easy pop-up? That route was so ass bro he looked like he was lost at sea trying to find the spice islands. What a fucking Magellan.