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A trading card game that doubles as a girl repellant. If you are afraid of girls, buy boxes of these cards.
Girl: Are those guys playing magic? I think I'll take a detour.
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I like to play Magic: The Gathering because I am a nerd.
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A card game, played by spending lots of money on pretty pieces of cardboard.
Magic: The Gathering of Virgins.
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A card game where the winner is decided by who can cough up the most money to go to a comic book store and buy the grossly overpowered older cards. The #3 cause of prolonged virginity in 20+ year-old males, only behind Everquest and Dungeons and Dragons.
I play Magic. I also cry when I masterbate.
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A card game designed to provide entertainment for furries and neckbeards. May cause social retardation and erectile disfunction
Nerd: Wanna play Magic: The Gathering this Friday ?
Other nerd: Thanks but I'll be busy jacking off to anime
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crack in the form of cards
it will consume you....
"I just got a sweet new pack of mtg"
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