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Strongest person alive. Better then Tony-Tiger.
Girl 1: That man is so Magikarp.
Girl 2: Such scandalis. Much wow.
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A strange fish pokemon with cravings for cheesecake
Person 1: Hey, what's that?
Person 2:It's a Magikarp
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the act of loosing control of one's limbs whilst experiencing extreme sexual pleasure.
i giv 'er 3 fingers and she magikarped like a cod on a cock
in out in out you magikarp about
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A girl/boy who's flirting techniques are less than desired. Has only one move and uses it constantly. Like Magikarp with splash, it is all he/she knows and it is ineffective.
"Dude isn't she so hot?"
"yea, but shes boring. total magikarp, brah"
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The most pointless of all Pokemon. Magikarp (also known as Magikrap) is a retarded-looking fish that sucks ass, because it's only attack, Splash, doesn't do shit. The most common response from someone playing, when they encounter a Magikarp, is "Fuck, a damn Magikarp." The only good thing about Magikarp is that it evolves into Gyrarados, which is a fairly strong Pokemon.
Kid playing: Empoleon! Use surf! *starts surfing on the water*
Game: *swiches to Wild Pokemon screen* A wild MAGIKARP appeared!
Kid playing: Fuck, a damn Magikarp.
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A super weak pokemon that knows splash until level 15. Also known as magikrap, the only good thing is that it evolves into the cool Gyrarados.
Me: hey why do you have a Magikarp?
Guy:It's cool!
Me: No it's not.
Guy: Oh, Man
I gotta release all of my Magikarp.
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The crap ass pokemon that is red and orange. Hello! Please, why on the hell did the creator made Magikarp? He's the useless piece of shit in the pokemon universe! If they took out Magikarp and left Gyarados then the whole world wouldn't have air pollution! XD. It has the frickin move Splash, and it is a waste of everyone's time. Magikarp fans have to reconsider this: Is Magikarp really a badass pokemon?
Me: Hey Dratini, let's fish!
Dratini: Draaa. (Yea, sure whatever.)
Me: (Grabs fishing rod and gets a catch.) Holy Shit! It's a Magikarp!
Dratini: Dratini! (This Pokemon IS a piece of shit!)
Me: Dratini! Use Draco Meteor!
Dratini: Draaatttiinniiiiiii! (Die!)
Congratulations! Dratini is level 100!
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