Majora's Mask

The sequal to Ocarina of Time that takes place after link returns to childhood and ends up in an alternate universe where the moon is about to hit the planet tameria and destroy it.

The game was probably the darkest in zelda history Story-wise, what with all the side quests and the overall sense of doom in tameria. It pretty much used a souped up oot engine, and played pretty much the same as oot (excpet for the fact that you are a kid throughout the whole game). Not quite as revolutinary as oot, but still an awesome game.

Unfortuantly, MM required that you have the N64 expansion pack to play it.

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babia majora

Reference to the movie Wayne's World. When describing Cassandra, Wayne calls her babia majora, also a play on words with labia majora the outer lips of a vagina

Wayne: "Cassandra. She's a fox. In French she would be called 'la renarde' and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her."

Garth: "She's a babe."

Wayne: "She's a robo-babe. In Latin she would be called 'babia majora'."

Garth: "If she were a president she would be Baberaham Lincoln."

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Majoras Task

To have dirty sex with a mask on, preferably carried out by video game nerds.

Phillip: I just had sex with Maria
Joe: How?!
Phillip: We did Majoras Task!
Joe: So she DIDN'T see your face?!

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Tuffet majora

The larger of the two tufts or tuffets of hair on either butt cheek that you missed while shaving.

Summer's tuffet majora was more noticeable in the bright sun than it was indoors.

Majora's mask

Eating out a girl with large outer labias, roast beef curtains, an outie vagina.

Friend: yo do you remember how good majora's mask was
Me: *remembering last night's activities* yeah best game EVER

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labia majora

Noun: (Latin)A technical medical term to describe extremely large piss flaps. Women are rarely born with this condition. Rather, it develops over time as a direct consequence of very frequent vaginal sex - e.g. found in women that have sex 6 times a day. No prizes for guessing that prostitutes and porno stars are the largest group suffering this condition. It can be rectified by plastic surgery.

Sarah, it is not natural to be able to tie your piss flaps into a bow. You have labia majora and should see your plastic surgeon right away.

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downtown sephora majora

a vagina

get your leg off my downtown sephora majora i’m not gay

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