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to frighten one, to scare one badly
A disaster like that would make one's ass pucker.
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When your ass tightens so much it makes a squirrel like squeak.
“Josh you’re gonna make my ass squeak.”
The reaction your ass has when someone does something so amazingly retarded and annoying you don't know what to do with your self.
Damn, Johnny was supposed clean the bathroom floor but all he did was smear the shit around! That makes my ass crave buttermilk!
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You make my ass itch means that you turned me off or I'm just not feeling you
Some guy: you're type cute
Girl: ugh, you make my ass itch
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A term used to express one's extreme discomfort of something or someone.
The term originates from being pissed off at someone that it you want to take out your frustration at someone.
One would feel extremely frustrated if a person who has an STD were to have anal sex with the person who is frustrated (especially if he is a guy).
Brian: "Dude dude dude let's listen to Justin Bieber."
Stephen: "Dude dude dude you make my ass burn."
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Of Southern American origin. Refers to the fact that a person that does not listen to reason is going to have a tough life. Often a person that insists on making their own mistakes rather than listen to sage advice will hear this phrase. In other words a young inexperienced person that keeps making stupid mistakes will take a lot of beatings.
Johnnie won't listen to anything his daddy tells him. Well, a hard head makes a soft ass.
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When someone really frustrates you or sort of angers you but you don't want to piss them off in return.
A phrase to express your frustration.
If your friend is constantly missing the point or keeps making the same mistake over and over.
You would say, man, you make my ass want to carve stove wood.
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