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The ultimate way to get that sandwich you want when you can't leave your computer because someone is wrong on the internet!
-Make me a sandwich.
-What? Make it yourself!
-Sudo make me a sandwich.
-Okay.
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A phrase commonly said to a bitch by her master when he (or she) is hungry.
Master: yo ho, go making me a motherfucking sandwich!
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Used by us males as an effective counter to those whining cumdumpsters complaining about every single shit that happens to them by asking them to make us a sandwich. There is currently no known counter to this godly phrase as those pea-brained pastry chefs can't think of any and have no choice but to obey.
Whining whore: But it's your turn to make me a sandwich tod-
Man: Shut up and go make me a sandwich bitch!
Whining whore: Yes master!
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Something that has me on my knees in an instant.
Idk why but this one guy won't stop saying it me and its kinda hot...
What the fuck am i supposed to say back?? "Fuck you" or some bland shit like that?
This gif is my exact response to anyone tells me to go make them a sandwich.
"Shut up and make me a sandwich, cunt."
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showing no interest in a story and wanting to make use of that persons time rather than listen to them talk about something pointless.
emily: my boyfriend broke up with me:(
hannah: cool story bro, now make me a sandwich
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This phrase is commonly used to imply that you don't really care. Mostly used after lengthy discussions, and boring topics.
Girl 1: I was eating a burrito, and suddenly i forgot my guacamole! So i rushed to the store, but they were all out. All they had were fajitas, so i grabbed one of those and headed back. Can you believe that?
Girl 2: cool story, bro. Now go make me a sandwich.
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When a chick is telling a boring story, say this.
Brittney: "So today ... blah, blah,blah and she had the same
_____ as me!"
Matt: "cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich."
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