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When you're at a party the two couples next to you are making out and you're in the middle, forever alone. And you're fifth wheeling like a champ and pretending to be occupied elsewhere because those blonde asian bitches won't dance with your sorry ass. So then you're just standing there between those lovers sucking face.
This phenomenon first occurred at JMaddy.
MT: I can't get over that awkward make out sandwich from last night. Like I'd come up for air and you'd just be standing there. Loser.
MC: :( No one loves me
RV: Never partying with you again. Lame sauce.
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An example of making tuna sandwiches is :
OMG dude I just made tuna sandwiches and now my hands stink
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After kindergarden, the only necessary schooling for a woman in order to live a successful, meaningful, and productive life.
Dave: Have your wife make us sandwiches now!
Bob: My wife doesn't make sandwiches.
Dave: Are you serious? What good is she then? She obviously wasted he time in high school and college and neglected a sandwich making workshop.
Bob: Now that you mention that, your right. What was I thinking?
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A sexist phrase that a male says to a female when he's drunk and/or hungry.
*GIRL TALKING TO FRIEND*
Girl: My boyfriend keeps yelling at me, "MAKE ME A SANDWICH, BITCH!" He's being sexist and now I need a good comeback to say to him.. ANY SUGGESTIONS?
Guy friend: Well, you better comeback with a god damn sandwich.
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A request by an impolite hungry person
"MAKE ME A SANDWICH!"-mr. cockface
"Make it yourself ."-mr. boobhead
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A female or group of females who devalue tgeir own rights as human beings.
Debbie thinks a woman should get her partner's permission to have an abortion.
Oh, Debbie must be one of those sandwich making bitches.
A line that Ralphie shouts repeatedly in the Magic School Bus episode "Flexes Its Muscles"
"Robot, make me a sandwich!"
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