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The supposed cute cuddly character from show 'In The Night Garden'.
In reality Makka Pakka is the USSR's highest ranked Red Guard infantryman. This was obtained after Makka Pakka utilised the ovals on the side of his head to detect incoming Panzers Divisions (Most noticably the 7th Panzer Division or 'Ghost Division' which he detected were in fact falling down from the sky upon Soviet Forces.) during the battles of Stalingrad and Kursk.
After WW2 he worked in most Warsaw Pact nations aquiring skills for infiltration. Then after the 'Collapse' of the Soviet Union he was sent to the Night Garden to make it the Red Garden and to sabotage fascist rebellions by the Ninky Nonk. His bike thing is also known as the "Bike of the People".
SOVIET 1: Comrade did you hear that Kommissar Makka Pakka has spread socialism to the Night Garden
SOVIET 2: Yes comrade that is great news but that means he will be quoting Marx for the rest of the year
SOVIET 1:Oh wait he will won't h... oh shit here he comes
MAKKA PAKKA: Comrades do you know the state is a tool of oppression controlled by the bourgeois and shows the innate violence of capitalism!!!
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Makka Pakka is a legend who is thicccc and is the coolest hoe I know. He gets all those girls like upsy daisy and Iggle Piggle and he just is just absolute boyfriend material. He strong, he is sexy and he rides a tricycle. He also keeps a sponge on his tricycle to keep himself clean which makes him get all the ladies. Makka Pakka has many fan girls and everyone looks up to him as a thicccc queen
Makka Pakka is a thiccccc legend.
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Makka Pakka is a character in the Cbeebies/Ragdoll Production In The Night Garden.
"Makka Pakka likes to wash faces"
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Makka Pakka is a nonce, a drug addict (cartel link in bio), FBI Agent and a bitch. If you see this makka pakka report to the police. Details: He is 7 inches long and a fat fuck.
Makka Pakka is a nonce
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high grade marijuana..wheele chair stuff chronical
Yo..this weed is Makka Wakka make you no wanna talka shit
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To dance like an idiot but not give a fuck about cunts round ye..
Dancing to a "Makka Beat"..
The action of moving one's body, in a Makka-Like fashion!
Makka dance - "He was out there makka dancing to that shit and didn't even stop"
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A person that is known for making things up. Someone who even when he/she has no reason decides to add, embellish, or totally make something up that to his/her advantage.
I never said that (despite the fact that 10 people heard him/her). That person is a MAKKA UPPA
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