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A lewd oral sex act wherein a male participant is receiving oral sex from a person with a tracheal stoma. When climax is reached, the male receiving oral sex ejaculates deep into mouth of the stoma-oral-sex-giver causing the semen to be released from the tracheal stoma, dribbling down the chest of the stoma-oral-sex-giver a la Plinko.
also see Detroit Sidecar
Dude, I totally got a free BJ last night playing Malaysian Plinko. My load dropped right into her belly button to score the free BJ!
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Malaysian Chinese is a Malaysian of Chinese origin. Just as simple as that.
*p/s: I read the other definition for Malaysian Chinese, and it's sad to see all these nonsense, signs of failed civilization. But don't worry, it's just minority. I believe on some parts of Malaysia, the 3 main races are good friends, and the number is growing =)
Malaysian Chinese in Lang Valley invented a local dish called Loh Mee, noodle in thick gravy, meats and prawns, sometimes paired with curry for extra spice!
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Giving yourself a Dutch Oven.
Jack was a real freak. Whenever he slept alone, he loved to give himself a Malaysian Microwave.
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Shit your pants and do not wipe. Then proceed to give a standard lapdance with your shit acting as lube.
Wow, i was so wasted last night that i let Christina give me a Malaysian lapdance.
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The act of taking a melted pot of a small african man's fecal matter and pouring it in a woman's vagina, then continuing to eat her out while a large malaysian villager anally decimates you.
After Elliot & Patrick took their finals they decided to celebrate with some good, clean, fun in the form of 48 hours of straight Malaysian Mudslides.
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When several Asians condensed in a small room all get on the floor and inject steroids into eachothers penis’, then they fuck for a better sensation.
James: How are you doing this morning?
Rory: Feeling relaxed after my Malaysian Pump last night
Receiving a hand-job, with a twisting motion (as if using the throttle on a motorcycle), from a lady-boy making a revving engine sound.
"Dude, my trip to Kuala Lumpur ended with a Malaysian Motorbike from the tour guide I hired!"
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