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a woman usually a teacher probably of
(english or history, you know one of those bitchy ones) who shows strong tendencies towards dikeisim. this woman is usually "married" but keeps her madien name. she shows a strong prejudice to men for no real reason. basically a mean ass woman who is always on the rag.
did you hear that? that chick is totally a malcolm, she hate all the guys in our class
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The most annoying kid you will ever meet. He seems nice at first but then turns out to be a huge douche bag.
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Malcolm is a name formed by Máel Coluim which refers to Saint Columba. The word Máel is Old Irish and it means "bald". In the pre-Christian era, this would usually refer to a slave but after Christianity, they would usually be referred to as a monk. That was of course very long ago, nowadays, Malcolm is just known to describe someone for being lazy and stubborn. They are very weird but nice but weird, it's strange indeed.
Malcolm is a great friend, but he is pretty weird...
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Malcolm is a really smart and cool dude, he is the best at being a Malcolm. Most people like him (everyone). If you say you don't like him you go straight to hell. People often find him charming and warm when they are with him. All the girls want to date him.
Malcolm is so hot and cool, I wish I was him.
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A wet fart or spurt of liquid crap
My guts is in turmoil and I think I've just done a Malcolm
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A great person who has many talents. Also he has great social skills and a great sense of humor. Likes to stay inside and plays video games.
Wow, Malcolm is such a great guy!
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Malcolm is a wonderful man with many amazing qualities to his personality. The way he cares for not only himself but others around him is incredible, and even with his negative qualities he still manages to keep you captivated. Although, at times he may come across a bit stubborn or even possibly vain, he is without a doubt one of the greatest men to walk this planet Earth. He carries with him the innocence of a child, while still being the manliest guy in the room at all times. Women long to be with him and men long to be like him, he is a King among Kings, and deserves nothing but happiness and the best love any God could ever give. If you are lucky enough to meet a Malcolm, don't take him for granted and don't let his sometimes harshness fool you, Malcolm cares about the well being and success of those he loves more than most, and he will help those to reach their full potential. Handsome, charming with wit and humour, Malcolm will always steal the show, without even trying.
Ex. 1
Girl 1: "He's the most beautiful man I've ever seen, and his charm makes me weak to the knees."
Girl 2: "He must be a Malcolm"
Ex. 2
Guy 1: " Yo, have you seen my girl anywhere?"
Guy 2: "Ask, Malcolm."
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