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Man milk.
The viscid, whitish fluid produced in the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa.
Oh my God, that girl yesterday sure loved it when I gave her a mouthful of my warm malk.
I'm so sure that my malk got her pregnant.
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malk
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Any milk alternative made from a non-dairy source (e.g. soy, rice, oats, spelt, bulgar, hemp, coconut, almond, cashew, hazelnut, macadamia, pistachio, sunflower, etc.). Since the National Milk Producers Federation is trying to convince the Food and Drug Administration to outlaw the labeling of any product as "milk" that does not come from a mammary gland, a new name is needed. And since humans should not be drinking liquid from any mammary gland other than a human's, "malk" is definitely the healthiest and least gross choice after a person is weaned.
Mom: "Do you want whole or chocolate milk on your Frosted Flakes?"
Son: "Seriously?! Do I look like a calf or are you just trying to make me diabetic? I'll take hemp malk on my organic, non-GMO, fair trade muesli, thank you very much."
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Malking: One hand at a time leaves contact with the ground and there is a period of double support.
(Walking around on a handstand).
malking: i'm malking around the house.
malked: i malked all the way to the other side of the basketball court.
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Malk = Man + Talk
A time where you and your bro's can talk about any topic that will never fall onto girl ears
Man 1: We need to have a Malk.
Man 2: Alright
Man 1: I so cheated on my girlfriend last night at the club..
Man 2: Malk?
Man 1: Yes.
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The act of vomiting, hurling, barfing, losing lunch, tossing cookies, ralfing, throwing up, yacking, retching, technicolour yawning, spewing, blowing chunks, and/or other forms of physical illness.
when I was sick I Malk-ed on my pillow and woke up with stinky hair...
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