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A beautiful girl. Been through a lot of shit but made it. She has a huge journey on front of her. She is thick asf. The people that hate her hate her because she is better then them. She has a stunning smile and is the future Kylie Jenner. And watch out cause she can beat any hoes ass.
Bruh that girl thick asf
I know dude she's Malu
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short form for the word malayalee. malayalees refer to themselves as malus. malus come from the southern indian state of kerala. kerala is also known as "God's own country". people from kerala are generally relaxed and love to have fun. we malus love punjabis, gujuratis, tamilians, bengalis, pakistanis, sri lankans, etc etc... our people do not hate unless hated on. malus are natural born fighters (see: kalaripayattu)or wikipedia it.
we love to eat all kinds of food. we like "chor" = rice; "mean curry" = fish; "beef curry"; "chicken curry"; hot pickle; popperdam; "biriyani" = rice w/ chicken or beef or vegetable.
malus dance to bhangra and sometimes to tamil music and even malu songs if good enough and party hard. malus always look out for other malus. malus are a very tight knit group of indians and they treat each other like best friends even if they dont know them that well. all malus know that the REAL Ludakrishna and MC Vikram were the firstMALUrappers haha.
"malus are always the life of the party."
"that malu chick is hot."
"i know that guy. he's malu isn't he?"
"malu people are so chill."
"malu guys get all the girls."
"have you heard of the "malayalee hit squad"? they real, i saw them at the club.
"shoot i saw them at fokana! they party hard yo"
"they the real khiladiz (players)!"
"some malu guys type on urbandictionary when they are bored and listening to their malu girlfriend complain about some sari and/or salwar some other indian chick stole from her and wore to some malu and/or indian program."
"sometimes i go on facebook or myspace and rarely on friendster."
"i used to want to be a computer engineer and/or doctor."
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Short for Malayalee, a person from Kerala, India -- most beautiful place in the world. Malus are laid-back and fun-loving people and usually very smart. A lot of them are Christians, Hindus, Muslism, even some Jews. But it doesn't matter what religion or caste they are, Malus always got each other's back.
Famous Malus:
Arundhati Roy, a Booker Prize winner
Mohanlal, actor
John Abraham, actor
"John Abraham is so hot!"
"Yeah, it's because of his Malu genes."
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Negative preference, detriment, the opposite of "Bonus". From Latin root "mal", as in "malo, mallui, malus".
You have a strength bonus of +5, and a malus of -2, leaving you with a total bonus of +3.
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one of the dirtiest and most hated species in society. they are looked down upon wherever they go. recently a 1/5th compromise was signed making them worth 1/5th a person. malus can only receive respect if they pass the Emtiaz test. only one malu has achieved such status in history.
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