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A moment of pure, impure, somewhat sanctimonious rage, fulfilled by men. Usually violent and destructive. Most common on Mondays, hence the phrase "Man Moment Monday", and most dangerously found in March, hence the phrase "Man Moment March".
J: "I'M HAVING A MAN MOMENT"
N: "YO J CHILL"
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similar to a nigga moment a man moment is a universal phenomenon all men experience that transcends race, color, and creed. a man moment is when a man finds something so incredibly attractive it draws his complete attention. the reason for the man moment changes form man to man depending on their preference in the opposite sex.
the severity of the moment can range for a brief glance at the area of interest to a full out stare. this can be dangerous when operating a motor vehicle. (keep this in mind the next time your running ladies, those shorts that make you ass giggle just right while you run may one day cause collateral damage)
alcohol and other drugs can increase the chance and severity of a man moment. this can range form a man breaching the mute state of a standard man moment and actually expressing interest in the desired body part to full on groping of enticing body part. in most cases these drug educed man moments are not welcome and can result in a physical abuse from the woman or even charges of sexual assault, so men please keep your man moments in check.
ohh fuck look at dan. that cashiers tits are so nice he cant help but stare...oh god she noticed....he don't even care. hes in the middle of a man moment.
man i had suck a man moment today, this girls ass was so sweet i was just standing behind her in line staring right at it. i had to resist the urge to plant my face right in it.
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When a female is doing something manly, usually when she has her legs wide open
"Oh my gosh, look at how wide apart her legs are!"
"She's having such a Man-Moment!
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When a situation is good but bad at the same time, ie like a eating a mellified man, it’s bad cause your earring corpse honey, but good cause it’s honey
Neil: “damn this food is moldy, but I can get a refund from the restaurant, this is a mellified man moment”
When you turn into silly man and go make some silly sounds and do tha funky moves.
Friend: hey do a silly man moment
me: Blink Blonk Wub Wub Wub WUb!
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when a man cant get his thoughts out of the gutter and verbally exercises his manhood toward a female with grunts and whistles or pelvic thrusts to mid air.. ,or just simply being an insensitive prick with man brain stupidity .For he may be excused by announcing (my apologies I'm having a Man Brain Moment) or in text ..(sorry luv im having an MBM..)
out on the town with the misses she accidentally drops the keys and bends over in front of you,you grab her but and start pretending pelvic thrusting with one arm in the air swayin..thats havin a man brain moment .or shes balling her eyes out and you say whats the footy score!! oops sorry luv MBM..