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Fat Man pants are elasticated, comfortable trousers worn by the more gluttonous members of society. They stretch, they're comfortable and supply a beautiful breeze whilst wearing them and going commando simultaneously. They can be worn at all events and weddings are often frequented by fat men in fat man pants.
Ricey: You hitting club trax tonight?
The Cardinal: Aye, coming straight from a wedding
Mad-fuck Hanna: Club Trax in a tux?
The Cardinal: Obviously not, I'm hitting it in my burgundy fat man pants and straw hat.
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tracksuit bottoms with elasticated waists, designed for the more overweight. they are popular in ireland with knackers, and D4s, who wear them stuffed into Ugg boots or Dubes.
Knacker: Alri anto, nice fat man pants ya got on der
Anto: Fuck off ya bleedin homo
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D4 1: Oh ma god babes, totally got myself a pair of fat man pants yesterday.
D4 2: ooooh babes! where?
D4 2: im too embarrassed to say babes. its like a total fucking descent into lower class. but there is a recession on..
D4 1: where did you get them babes?
D4 2: *blushes* Dunnes Stores.
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Alright Andy, are youbuying those dead mans pants?" "Why not hey, don't care if they came straight of the corpse la." "But there fucking red lid!!! You look a twat
in platonic or workplace relationships when you consider a friend of the opposite gender to be non-sexual, named after the style of moulded plastic underwear worn by the britsh toy 'action-man'. I.e. You can't find them sexual because from your point of view they lack genitals.
your friend Barbara is really hot, but I suppose you've known her such a long time she wears action-man pants...
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A very macho, manly man kind of guy. The kind of guy who would rescue you if you were hanging off the edge of a burning building.
Oh man, he's so cute, sweet and so manly - he's the man in pants.
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That strange man that you find smelling your pants when you come home from work. Is often greek.
As I stepped through the dark portal into my room, I found a pants man sitting there, just sniffing and smelling my pants. He was greek.
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an arrogant prick who wears short shorts up to his nipples, sweat pants tucked into socks, rubbs his crusty toes together, and dates nasty white trash broads. listens to soft rock in his PT Loser and scopes out the sexies downtown.
Synonyms: Creep, Asshole
Antonyms: Dad
Me: "Guess who still has the creepy match.com profile"
You: "Nipple Pants Man !!!!!!!!!!!"
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