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When you feel the need to cry, but being a man, one "man tear" falls down your left cheek.
Look on Brayden's left cheek, is that a man tear?
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A tear shed by a male in attempts to seduce a female into sexual relations.
We were watching this shitty movie about love, but I dropped a man tear in front of my date and she totally gave me a hand job right there in the theater.
When my dog died, I didn't really give a shit but I used it for some man tears; which in turn got me laid for the next year and a half.
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tears cryed from the Japs eye after an encounter with filthy scrubber
(Swansea accent) Christ i bunted that midget last week and been crying man tears ever since. I better get down the docs for some antibiotics before the wizard's wand falls off
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White Man Tears is when a white man commits a crime and blames it on insanity.
The Parkland shooter is a perfect example of White Man Tears. After his mass shooting causing 17 deaths he faked insanity in order to get a lighter sentence.
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Its the perfect tear. One that was created by Jensen Ackles while filming a season of Supernatural.
A single man tear is all I'll spare
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The product of agonizing sorrow and the only type of crying men are permitted.
Man 1: Bro, did you hear they've canceled the Superbowl this year?
Man 2: I've been weeping bitter man tears all morning.
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She's thinks she's drinking white man tears, but she's really drinking white male semen