Random
Source Code

Mandle

a candle placed strategically in a man's room that, when lit, guarantees sex will occur

1. My roommate is sorely mistaken, he thinks girls like candles in the bathroom. Everyone knows that's not where mandles go.

2. Bro 1: She's coming over in five minutes, and we haven't cleaned up from last night's party! It looks like a frat house in here!
Bro 2: Quick, light a mandle! She won't notice anything else.

by Farmer Daniel December 10, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mandle

A beloved close male friend.

Hey Tony, I love you Mandle

by Kris Carney April 11, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mandle

The name of a fashion style/combination of attire when a person (of either gender) wears socks in combination with sandals or flipflops. This combination of attires is often criticised for negating one of the large advantages of wearing sandals without socks, which is allowing the bare feet to breathe. However, a benefit should be noted that person's feet will be more aerated in mandle attire, than to have ones feet buried in socks + formal shoes. The other benefit is simple comfort; many find it more comfortable to be wearing socks than to be in bare sandals. It may also be convenient in a situation to have socks ready to wear, such as when going into someone's house with a no shoes/no bare feet rule in enforcement. This word is mistakenly and often used to criticise a male for wearing sandles even without socks. The energy of calling a male out for simply wearing sandals, socks or no socks, is often the energy of sexist misandry; females are not as often criticised for simply wearing sandals. This perception may be due to a perhaps true consideration that males are more physically active/athletic oriented, and therefore a male's feet are often more sweaty/smelly than a female's.

'Why is Evan wearing socks with his sandals?'
--"Oh that's funny looking. Yeah, he's wearing mandles, alright!'

by Malcom Walker August 9, 2015

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mandle

The action of management handling a situation as to control spin.

Management didn't want to provide the real reasons for Mary's departure, instead it was mandled without incident.

by D'arc S'narc May 2, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mandled

Short for manhandled.

Dude, the president of NAMBLA stopped by my house late last night and mandled my little brothers.

by Tween September 19, 2005

24๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mandl

Autistic, has a tiny penis which people refer to as a snake, gets called jake the tiny snake, wheres timbs, and hates the phrase ded game!

That guy is such a mandl

by what is this magic November 12, 2017

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mandled

To have carried out an action in manly fashion.

Word originates from the combination of the words "man" and "handled."

You didn't even cry during the notebook, you mandled it well!

by Ill Cartographer July 13, 2010