used to describe bitter hook fingered grey haired old men
look at john he is such a mandruff
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One day, some stoned happy chappy was thinking of things that rhymed with dandruff, and by some happy coincidence, along came a man inflicted with the 'druff, to which stoned happy chappy cried, 'Mandruff!'
And so it was. Do you see?
Hairdresser: ah jeez, your head is mandruff central, dude. You ever thought about modelling for christmas cards?
Dude: Oh christ no!
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Dandruff inconveniently located on the head of an older man.
"Should I give that homeless guy some money?"
"No way, he has mandruff."
dead skin, concealed beneath facial hair, that flakes away when you play with it, leaving a trail of snow down the front of your shirt. very similar to the concept of dandruff, but mostly only applicable to men.
dude, you've got mandruff. shampoo your face.