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The process in which you press down on your penile shaft after you get to the "half-chub" stage to increase blood flow and erectile activity into the penis. This method is strategic when you are feeling too tired to bone, suffering from old age, low testosterone, erectile dysfunction, or erectile tissue malfunctions due to overuse synthetic steroidal intake. Once you press down firmly enough, you will soon feel a rush of adrenaline from the Salwasser Gods and you may then proceed to thrash any and every vaginal tissue in sight. Please proceed with caution once attempting this maneuver
(CAUTION: DO NOT USE IF UNDER THE AGE OF 35, SERIOUS HYPER-ERECTILE INJURIES CAN OCCUR)
Wife: Honey, I just got home late and I am ready to straddle you like the good old days
Husband: babe, I'm really tired, and haven't even got near the quarter-chub stage in months
Wife: Remember the Sal maneuver?
Husband: That's it! Exactly what I needed!
*Husband feels young again and begins to thrash Wife*
When someone goes to happy hour without the permission of their spouse, and masks the beer smell by grabbing and starting to drink a beer from a case hidden in the garage.
Flawless case maneuver last night, she had no idea I went out with you guys.
Going straight for a girl's ass, without fucking her in the pussy first. Doing anal as the first sex act, before intercourse or oral sex.
"Dude, that girl is such a slut, that I tried an Ico Maneuver and she fell for it."
"I can`t believe that Hank tried an Ico Maneuver with me last night! So rude!"
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When you pour Mountain Dew in her pussy and viciously drink/eating it out of her and then using the rest as lubricant.
I used code red for the Austin maneuver last week.
Action taken by a person who spys another person approaching whom he would like to avoid.
Evasive maneuvers include:
1. Ducking down an aisle or into a cubicle to avoid the person.
2. Turning around mid-stride and walking away from the person before he spys you.
3. Making up an elaborate (yet plausible) excuse to get away from the person, i. e. "I really want to chat, but I am late picking up my kids from daycare. It was good seeing you!"
4. Pretending to be engaged in some important act (i.e. a telephone call) so the person is forced to leave your presence.
Upon seeing the office gossip approach, the clerk begins the evasive maneuver of grabbing a stack of folders and heading toward the file room.
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The act of activating self destruct in, or parked near another spacecraft of much superior firepower. Usually performed with the lowest of grade or quality ship as to seem harmless during the act.
That guy out there is boasting about his new ship, and I just saw someone land in his hanger. Looks like he's about to preform the 42 maneuver.
The art of sneaking up to your buddy and cornering him/her against something locking legs while ripping a hilatious fart on them, leaving them with no escape. Inventors:: JG and TA.
Dude I was at work today and threw down "the serpent maneuver" on Morrissey, shell shocking him into submission.