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Gay hooker who loves to message girls about about how hot there friends, who is half deaf and dumb and always looks at fattest parts of the WOMENZ(mammary glands)! Who constantly watches cornhub.com and watches corn popping he loves interracial corn. Burnt corn is his favorite type of corn, who likes school corn and especially school corn gang and who always get into trouble with the WOMENZ but no one else.
Your laptop has a Manoj.
Stop being a Manoj.
Your hairline is screwed up like a Manoj.
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The act of receiving by a person, at least one extra bar of cell phone signal than everyone else while dancing at a party.
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The act of gargling with gravel every morning
(or)
Leaving something egregious in the bathroom sink, ie. hair, gravel
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Holding the league record both for most home runs and lowest batting average
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exhibiting belligerence bordering on, but not encroaching on violence.
Girl at party: "I heard a deep voice asking me my name, but when I looked up there were just a pair of white eyes floating in the darkness."
Other girl: "Ah, must have been Manojism."
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-Student A notices Student B in the hallway-
Student B: Shut up!
Student A: What is this in the sink?
Student B: Hey! Fuck you!
Student A: Ah, Manojism in the morning.
An ancient Greek kusuer who lived from 470-399 bc. He revolutionized kusuing, and was known for asking people to "pull my finger" in many discussions. He was convicted and put to death for kusuing in Athens, during which he failed to cooperate with the law of kusu, and did not deny his beliefs on public flatulence. He is also known for being the teacher of Kersh.
It stinks in here, who dropped a manoje?
Hahaha I just manoje-d "your face"!
The one who sniffed it manoje-d it
No more beans for me, i don't wanna manoje it!
Beans! Beans! The magical fruit! The more you eat, the more you manoje!
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The process of dealing with resources both human and capital in order to meet the organisational objectives both stated or unstated (mostly unstated). See Management
(n) An ambiguous entity that occupies the upper echelons of the corporate hierarchy. Usually seen repeating or stating the obvious in meetings. See Manoj
Bob has a Bachelor in Manojment
Since joining manojment the team, Bob no longer hangs out with us.
Role of the manojer is clear, he'll tell you how to do your job
Your researches are worthless, The top manojment will have the last say in how things are in this company
One that is Master of their own domain. Often referred to as a "Manoj" et trois; Someone who is strong, confident, and eager in their sexualness or lack there of.
That guy is sexy with his clothes on, he's got a lot of Manoj.
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An ancient Greek kusuer who lived from 470-399 bc. He revolutionized kusuing, and was known for asking people to "pull my finger" in many discussions. He was convicted and put to death for kusuing in Athens, during which he failed to cooperate with the law of kusu, and did not deny his beliefs on public flatulence. He is also known for being the teacher of Kersh.
It stinks in here, who dropped a manoje?
Hahaha I just manoje-d "your face"!
The one who sniffed it manoje-d it
No more beans for me, i don't wanna manoje it!
Beans! Beans! The magical fruit! The more you eat, the more you manoje!
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Manoj is a smart man. When manoj attend the stinky book festival, but lets a large cloud of flatulence release from his loose buttocks, and stinks up the room even more. He evilly closed all windows and blocks all exits with his manly cheeks. Then, using his powerful asscheeks, he pull the wall of the rooms in, and starts to shrink the room. The book enthusiasts are soon suffocated by the methane-filled manoj sharts, and faint immediately. But, alas! Manoj closes the room too small to contain his own body, and he implodes and stinks up the room even more.
Shyub: Yo, Ming and Shatang, did u catch that Manoj Kandafarticus that happened yesterday?
Ming: Yeah, I heard that Twatshay was there too!
Shatang: That was nasty, i heard Manoj came home and sat in Twatshay's laptop, too!